Jeff Bezos owes me 5 billion dollars

I block:

-p*rn bots

-terfs

-exclusionists (ace/nb/general/other)

-bigots

-pedophiles

-blank blogs

Please lmk if you want me to tag anything I post

Don’t repost without permission. i WILL hunt you down. I check every blog that follows me for the above criteria and block accordingly. I am a horror artist so please be aware i will occasionally post art that may be triggering or frightening.

i can’t believe i have to say this, but please don’t send me graphic or violent fanfic of my OCs.

art tag: #dairydraws

clottedscream:

[image ID: a digital sketch of humanized Tumblr, an androgynous woman colored in monochrome tumblr blue. She has a grown out side shave hairstyle that covers half her face, and wears a large hoodie, flannel shirt, and tumblr logo t-shirt tucked into skinny jeans that are cuffed over unlaced socks martins. She has striped arm warmers and wears spiked cuffs. She is floating in a white void and has a hunched, seated posture. She looks at her phone, despite the fact that her laptop sits open on her knees. The laptop has various stickers on the back, including a pride flag, a crab, a destiel meme, and a shoelace bow. The top of her laptop says “this machine kills spambots.” END ID]

you guys still really like this cringelord apparently

[tag id: #op ily but socks martins is probably a typo]

just to fucking spite you i’ve decided that’s the name of the shoe brand in this universe. kill this bitch posthence for doubting me

(via thatonesongyouretryingtoremember)

the discord cooked up a real world setting au so i made some semi-realistic-but-not-really portraits of the museum trio to go with it

fridaycorvids:

(via lollitree)

mfw halcyon isn’t over

zzoupz:

fuck you I’ve changed and grown as a person. social media old man yaoi

(via charlesoberonn)

@mutiniir ‘s lady for art fight :)

some sketches i did the other day to try and get a feel for how i want to stylize her

Anonymous asked:

They never found twitter's body.

the she they pussy really may not be worth it

fdssdgewgsdg-deactivated2023070 asked:

imagine tumblr using a pestle and mortar like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n3ULiBoqBk&t=131s

clottedscream:

the video calls it a granite mortar when that is CLEARLY a diorite or at best a granodiorite and is visibly dominated by feldspar and iron bearing phases. lol. lmao.

cat-pun:

if ur a terf get out

(via cadaverkeys)

fdssdgewgsdg-deactivated2023070 asked:

honestly tumblr would invite twitter over for dinner and make pesto with a mortar and pestle that crumbles off bits of grit and rock and doesnt see anything wrong

[Image ID: two digital sketches of Tumblr. In the first image, she holds a bowl of pasta and says, “i’m the oc of a geologist. do you really think i’d make pesto in a mortar made of loose crystal?” the second image shows her biting down on the pasta, accompanied by an onomatopoeic “CRUNTSCH.” End ID]

considering the amount of misinformation i see on tumblr every day about mineralogy, i wouldn’t be surprised

[image ID: a digital sketch of humanized Tumblr, an androgynous woman colored in monochrome tumblr blue. She has a grown out side shave hairstyle that covers half her face, and wears a large hoodie, flannel shirt, and tumblr logo t-shirt tucked into skinny jeans that are cuffed over unlaced doc martins. She has striped arm warmers and wears spiked cuffs. She is floating in a white void and has a hunched, seated posture. She looks at her phone, despite the fact that her laptop sits open on her knees. The laptop has various stickers on the back, including a pride flag, a crab, a destiel meme, and a shoelace bow. The top of her laptop says “this machine kills spambots.” END ID]

you guys still really like this cringelord apparently